©2006 Garrett Clevenger
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 Sperm is swimmin with the mission to reach the egg.
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 Fightin and racin with each other as the legions make their way.
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 Random molecules somehow came together formin DNA
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 Theyve become a livin cell that one day will breath the same air as me.
A B7 If thats not smart nothin will ever be.
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 Evolution really aint that strange
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 compared to religion, it actually explains change.
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 Its quite intelligent how creation evolves
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 from a single cell organism to a human whose life I will revolve.
A B7 Without love I wouldn't be involved.
B7 A E My kid, I dont know what I got myself into.
B7 A E I did choose to be a dad.
B7 A B A I know how glad I will really be when I realize how
B7 E rad it will be.
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 The embryo is growin as the fetus feeds on mom.
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 A cute, little parasitic bugger but the free lunch wont last long.
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 Meantime were waitin patiently enjoyin our freedom while it lasts.
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 cause biological directives have changed our past forecast.
A B7 The prime command will always be steadfast.
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 When Tabs bellys full and just about to pop our lives will reach another stage.
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 When the baby finally pops its head out we know our kid will be above average
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 despite all the poop and dirty diapers and sleepless nights and broken curfew rules.
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 One day I hope the little bugger wont play me for a fool
A B7 and theyll teach evolution in their school.
E Esus4 E A B7 x4 My kid is rad.