Holy Shit Hole! He’s President

©2016 Garrett Clevenger

 

Em  B  Em           Holy shit hole!               He's president.

Em  B  A  B         How do I explain           that shit to my kid?

A  G  B                Our country’s now run by a total piece of shit.

 

Em  B  Em           The one true thing he said’s    the system's rigged.

Em  B  A  B         If you got a billion bucks         you'll get the gig.

A  G  B                You can buy anyone,     then they’ll do your bid.

 

Em  B  Em           He don't need to show   his tax returns.

Em  B  A  B         He don't need to pay      the contractors he burns.

A  G  B                He just rambles on,        incoherent as he spurns.

 

Em  B  Em           Who really needs to be            a nice guy.

Em  B  A  B         Get too close        I'll poke you         in the eye.

A  G  B                Follow the Trump role: take the whole pie.

 

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C  D  G D C         Well we ain't gonna       let that shithead    build the wall.

G  D  Em             He can take his racist ass        and heart that's so small

C  D  G                and stuff it up      his shit hole.

 

Em  B  Em           Once there was a bug     caught in a web.

Em  B  A  B         I saw it’s wings glisten and thought it was dead.

A  G  B                It fluttered real hard       and escaped the dread.

 

Em  B  Em           So when the tide has turned    and swamps past the coast.

Em  B  A  B         When you think the country    is inevitably toast.

A  G  B                Don’t just let the shitheads     rampage as they boast.

 

Em  B  Em           You’ve got to stand up           for what’s right.

Em  B  A  B         Don’t just take it lying down. Put up a fight

A  G  B                or else you may find yourself  hanging in the night.

 

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