Holy Shit Hole!
He’s President
©2016
Garrett Clevenger
Em B
Em Holy shit hole! He's
president.
Em B
A B How do I explain that shit to my kid?
A G B
Our country’s now run by
a total piece of shit.
Em B
Em The one true thing he said’s the system's rigged.
Em B
A B If you got a billion bucks you'll get the gig.
A G B
You can buy anyone, then
they’ll do your bid.
Em B
Em He don't need to show his
tax returns.
Em B
A B He don't need to pay the contractors he burns.
A G B
He just rambles on, incoherent
as he spurns.
Em B
Em Who really needs to be a
nice guy.
Em B
A B Get too close I'll poke you in the eye.
A G B
Follow the Trump role: take
the whole pie.
Chorus:
C D G D C Well we ain't gonna
let that shithead build the wall.
G D Em He
can take his racist ass and heart
that's so small
C D G
and stuff it up his
shit hole.
Em B
Em Once there was a bug caught
in a web.
Em B
A B I saw it’s wings glisten and thought it was dead.
A G B
It fluttered real hard and
escaped the dread.
Em B
Em So when the tide has turned and
swamps past the coast.
Em B
A B When you think the country is inevitably toast.
A G B
Don’t just let the shitheads rampage as they boast.
Em B
Em You’ve got to stand up for
what’s right.
Em B
A B Don’t just take it lying down. Put up a fight
A G B
or else you may find yourself hanging in the night.
Chorus