Don’t Choose Taliban Blues
©2022 Garrett Clevenger
Chorus chords:
Em G Em
Em Am Em
Am G
G Bm Em
G Bm Em
Bm A
G
A
Chorus:
Em G Em Taliban gonna tell you,
Em Am Em tell you what you can’t do,
Am G make you be a scared dude.
G Bm Em Taliban blues.
G Bm Em Americans choose.
Bm A Repress like the Taliban and we all
G lose.
A
Em G Em Way back in 2,000 and one America unleashed its righteous gun,
Em Am Em exploding on the Taliban for 9/11.
Am G We sent young men to take down a religious government on which we frowned.
Bm G Bm Em Thousands died and countless more by suicide.
Bm A Of course the Taliban and others also cried.
G A
Em G Em Welcome to 2022. Some Americans sing a different tune.
Em Am Em Now religion here’s attacking freedom, too.
Am G Secular life free from religious indoctrination
Bm G Bm Em smothers as a false belief spreads across the nation.
Bm A Wearing on rational patience.
G A
Chorus:
Em G Em Taliban gonna tell you,
Em Am Em tell you what you can’t do,
Am G make you be a scared dude.
G Bm Em Taliban blues.
G Bm Em Americans choose.
Bm A Repress like the Taliban and we all,
G we all lose.
A
Boring jam:
Em
Em Am Em
Em This part’s like the Taliban: boring, boring.
Em Am Em This part’s like the Taliban: so boring.
Em This part’s like the Taliban: boring, boring.
Em Am Em This part’s like the Taliban: so boring.
Am G But with less killing
Am G and more loving.
F#m G F#m Em Taliban, Taliban, Taliban, Taliban: go to hell!
Chorus chords:
Em G Em
Em Am Em
Am G
G Bm Em
G Bm Em
Bm A
G
A
Em G Em Life. Liberty. Pursuit of happiness shouldn’t be foreign.
Em Am Em Everyone should get to choose to be not boring and
Am G many think using planes of drones killing civilians, leaving bones,
Bm G Bm Em is terroristic; Americans are clones.
Bm A Using violence as justice moans
G A and groans.
Chorus:
Em G Em Taliban gonna tell you,
Em Am Em tell you what you can’t do,
Am G make you be a scared dude.
G Bm Em Taliban blues.
G Bm Em Americans choose.
Bm A Repress like the Taliban and we all,
G we all, we all
A lose.
Boring jam:
Em
Em Am Em
Em This part’s like the Taliban: boring, boring.
Em Am Em This part’s like the Taliban: so boring.
Em This part’s like the Taliban: boring, boring.
Em Am Em This part’s like the Taliban: so boring.
Em Shut up, you libtards!
Hard snare shot and silence
That’s better.