Bumper Sticker For Your Soul
©2010 Garrett Clevenger
G C I'm proud to be an American. I've got that sticker on my car.
D G Even though it's made in Japan, 'cept for one or two parts.
G C I'm proud I'm born in the USA. There ain't no place I'd rather be.
D G Even though my sticker you see's from China, that's ok.
G C I'm savin' a whale, that's what my sticker says.
D G Even though every gallon I burn makes tarballs that kill the squids.
G C I'm also savin' some wilderness, from the Rockies to Amazon,
D G even though my stickers release toxins that carry on.
C D D C G Bumper stickers for geeks and hippies, sports fans and God's nuts.
C Am Em Every political party’s got bumper stickers that spill their guts.
C D D C Em Bumper sticker for your business. Stick your money in the hole.
C Am D G Bumper sticker for your love. Bumper sticker for your soul.
G C I'm a fish lovin' Christian. There's one stuck on my rear.
D G Even though I can act like a chimp, I sometimes let God steer.
G C I'm fishin' for redemption in a land of temptation.
D G Even though my sticker's a fish I got my frustrations.
G C I'm a Tea Party patriot. My NRA sticker's up to date,
D G even though Militias the 2nd 'mendment says regulate.
G C I'm tellin' the govenmint, keep yer paws off my guns,
D G even though my sticker will mean more guns will kill our sons.
G C I'm heading to college. My bumper's almost full.
D G Even though my parents are proud, of shit I'm often full.
G C I'm heading down the highway of life on cruise control.
D G Even though some stickers are torn it's 'cause also's my soul.
G C I'm a voter for Obama. I haven't changed my sticker yet.
D G Even though I hoped for more, what else would we expect?
G C I voted for the underdog and George Bush tainted McCain.
D G Even though my stickers peelin', it's still eatin' that fishy-eyed Palin!