©2001
Garrett Clevenger ripped off from Dana Lyons
E
D E I
am an Animal.
E
D E You
are an Animal.
A
G A They
are all an Animals.
E
D E We
are all an Animals.
B A I
am an Animal. You are an Animal.
E
D E We
are all an Animals.
E
D E Dogs
are all Animals. (Woooof!)
E
D E Frogs
are all Animals. (Ribit!)
A
G A Cats
are all Animals. (Hsssss!)
E
D E Rats
are all Animals. (Eeeeee!)
B A I
am an Animal. You are an Animal.
E
D E We
are all an Animals.
E
D E Slugs
are all Animals. (Ssshhlllp!)
E
D E Bugs
are all Animals. (Bzzzzzzzzz!)
A
G A Fried
rice ain't an Animals.
E
D E But
Mice are all Animals. (Eeeeee!)
B A I
am an Animal. You are an Animal.
E
D E We
are all an Animals.
E
D E Snails
are all Animals. (Crunch!)
E
D E Whales
are all Animals. (Wahawahawahawaha!)
A
G A Sharks
are all Animals. (Jughloohaaarrrrr!)
E
D E Larks
are all Animals. (Larkalarkalarkala!)
B A I
am an Animal. You are an Animal.
E
D E We
are all an Animals.
E
D E Plants
are not Animals. (Nononononooooo!)
E
D E But
Ants are all Animals. (Bptbptbptbpt!)
A
G A Rocks
are not Animals. (Nononononoooooo!)
E
D E But
Hawks are all Animals. (Scrheeeeeee!)
B A I
am an Animal. You are an Animal.
E
D E We
are all an Animals.
E
D E Gingrich
is a mineral.
E
D E Dole
is a pineapple.
A
G A Reagan
is a vegatable.
E
D E Bush
is a criminal.
B A I
am an Animal. They are all
assholes.
E
D E But
we are all an Animals.
E
D E I
am an Animal.
E
D E You
are an Animal.
A
G A They
are all an Animals.
E
D E We
are all an Animals.
B A I
am an Animal. You are an Animal.
B A I
am an Animal. You are an Animal.
B A I
am an Animal. You are an Animal.
E
D E We
are all an Animals.