$100 Sucker Sandwich

©2020 Garrett Clevenger

Chorus:

G      C I’ve got $100 sucker sandwich for you. Open up your mouth.

C  G  C  D You’re gonna wonder why you never had one of these, no doubt.

G      C Look at me I’m a lawyer. I can charge a lot. 

C  G  D  G Just 30 minutes of my time you can eat that sandwich you bought.

Em    G      Slather some mayonnaise on the wonder bread.

D    C Quite refined and fluffy white with preservatives.

Em    D Throw on bologna and store-bought tomato.

Bm    D  C  G The best part’s the pickle. You can take two to go.

G      C

C  G  C  D

Em    G      If I take your case, my retainer’s a month

D    C of daily $100 sucker sandwiches to munch.

Em    D This could stretch out for years. Bring your appetite.

Bm    C  D  G Feel free to bring a friend. I’ll send them the bill tonight.

Chorus:

G      C I’ve got $100 sucker sandwich for you. Open up your mouth.

C  G  C  D You’re gonna wonder why you never had one of these, no doubt.

G      C Look at me I’m a lawyer. I can charge a lot. 

C  G  D  G Just 30 minutes of my time you can eat that sandwich you bought.

Em    G      We control the system called the Rule of Law.

D    C Often times subjective. The scale’s a seesaw.

Em    D If you got the money each sandwich that you buy

Bm    D  C  G might get you off the hook. You’re no sucker, just really sly.

G      C

C  G  C  D

Em    G      Put in your order. Clarify the crime

D    C that you need off your back. I’ll clean up the slime.

Em    D There are plenty of suckers, defenseless and poor.

Bm    C  D  G Who can’t afford my sandwich so we’ll frame them, for sure.

Chorus:

G      C I’ve got $100 sucker sandwich for you. Open up your mouth.

C  G  C  D You’re gonna wonder why you never had one of these, no doubt.

G      C It’s because I am a lawyer. I can charge a lot. 

C  G  D  G Just 30 minutes of my time you can eat that sandwich you bought.