Trump the Stump

©2016 Garrett Clevenger

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C Trumpy campaigns and enflames with his grabber and his fame

G on the stump where everyone he blames.

D Long ago, Trumpy went broke. He only had a billion bucks to spend,

A D oh, wasn't that so sad.

G A D Then be realized, he could be a star on TV.

E He was the boss, a bad-ass one, he killed the menaces one by one.

B E No one could ever, ever touch him.

A B E Then he realized he could be just like a jackassple.

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D The boss hog then had a plan. He'd pull the biggest scam

A D even when no one thought he can.

G A D Now we realize Trumpigula was right.

E One by one he shot them down, all while acting like a clown.

B E Made us miss the days of Bush and Cheney,

A B E when we realized just how much worse Trumpigula will be.

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D It doesn't matter what he says. The Reakers now owns this mess.

A D They put their party above country.

G A D Don't they realize Trumpy's a disgrace to everybody.

E Let's build the wall. Kick out the brown cows and while we're at it lets burn the

B E whole place down to the ground.

A B E Unless we’ve realized the USA should not be homogenized.

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D The jokes on us. He removed his mask. Says, "It was hilarious!

A D “to see you all obsessed about me.

G A D "Then I realized I'm more than a greedy pig."

E But of course we laugh too. "Now we'll all vote for you!

B E "President Trumpigula, your time is due.

A B E “We're glad we realized you’re really a good guy.”

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