The
Lonely Boss Hog
©2016 Garrett Clevenger
G Bull. Bull. Bull. Bull.
G I'm THE BOSS HOG. I got a GREAT
GRABBER.
G C I got a great grabber
and I grab ANYTHING I want to.
D C D G I'm kind of like crab, yeah, I'll pinch
ANYONE I want, like YOU.
G My daddy taught me EVERYTHING I need to
know about
G C everything I need to
know about.
D C D G Now I'm a know-it-all about ALL I spout.
F C G If you don't believe me YOU'RE
the liar.
F C G If you don't believe me you're
WRONG. Wrong!
F C G EVERY single thing I say is
true.
C D C
D G If you don't believe me just listen to THIS
SONG.
G My teachers tried to tell ME the way it
ought to be.
G C They TRIED to change
my reality.
D C D G I gave them the finger and said I've WAY more
money.
G The kids in the school thought I was
the coolest.
G C THEY understood the
things that matter.
D C D G Since I was the richest I could be the
maddest hatter.
F C G If you don't believe me YOU'RE
the liar.
F C G If you don't believe me you're
WRONG. Wrong!
F C G EVERY single thing I say is
true.
C D C
D G If you don't believe me just listen to THIS
SONG.
G Now I'm on the prowl looking for some
LOVE.
G C Looking for someone
who I can CRY on.
D C D G I got a lot of WEIGHT because my grabber's sooo, so long.
F C G If you don't believe me YOU'RE
the liar.
F C G If you don't believe me you're
WRONG. Wrong!
F C G EVERY single thing I say is
true.
C D C
D G If you don't believe me just listen to THIS
SONG.
G Bull. Bull. Bull. Bull.