The Lonely Boss Hog

©2016 Garrett Clevenger

 

G            Bull. Bull. Bull. Bull.

 

G            I'm THE BOSS HOG. I got a GREAT GRABBER.

G     C     I got a great grabber and I grab ANYTHING I want to.

D   C D G   I'm kind of like crab, yeah, I'll pinch ANYONE I want, like YOU.

 

G            My daddy taught me EVERYTHING I need to know about

G     C     everything I need to know about.

D   C D G   Now I'm a know-it-all about ALL I spout.

 

F  C  G               If you don't believe me YOU'RE the liar.

F  C  G               If you don't believe me you're WRONG. Wrong!

F  C  G               EVERY single thing I say is true.

C  D  C  D  G    If you don't believe me just listen to THIS SONG.

 

G            My teachers tried to tell ME the way it ought to be.

G     C     They TRIED to change my reality.

D   C D G   I gave them the finger and said I've WAY more money.

 

G            The kids in the school thought I was the coolest.

G     C     THEY understood the things that matter.

D   C D G   Since I was the richest I could be the maddest hatter.

 

F  C  G               If you don't believe me YOU'RE the liar.

F  C  G               If you don't believe me you're WRONG. Wrong!

F  C  G               EVERY single thing I say is true.

C  D  C  D  G    If you don't believe me just listen to THIS SONG.

 

G            Now I'm on the prowl looking for some LOVE.

G     C     Looking for someone who I can CRY on.

D   C D G   I got a lot of WEIGHT because my grabber's sooo, so long.

 

F  C  G               If you don't believe me YOU'RE the liar.

F  C  G               If you don't believe me you're WRONG. Wrong!

F  C  G               EVERY single thing I say is true.

C  D  C  D  G    If you don't believe me just listen to THIS SONG.

 

G            Bull. Bull. Bull. Bull.