The
Gangsta Trumpigula
©2016 Garrett Clevenger
Chorus:
Dm C Dm I'm gonna
grab yo' kittyho', yo' udders, and yo' rump.
C Bb Dm I'm gonna
grab every part of you because you I trump!
Dm C Dm If you're a prime sow walkin’, a pony or a cow,
C Bb F I'll come for you from behind, even if
you're a fowl.
Dm
C Dm I'm the gangsta
Trumpigula.
Dm
C Dm I'm a wanka
when I'm humpin' ya.
Dm
C Dm I'm gonna
spank ya, and you'll go bahh!
C Bb F It’s a fact: I've got
a billion dollar pa.
Dm C Dm Did you hear about that princess I did
in Monaco?
C Bb Dm She blew me 14 times for a bag of blow.
Dm C Dm Then she brought her mama in who wanted
a piece.
C Bb F I told her, ‘You’re
way too old. Now clean these sheets.”
Dm
C Dm I'm the gangsta
Trumpigula.
Dm
C Dm I’ve some anga
when I'm thumpin' ya.
Dm
C Dm I'll harangue ya,
nasty broad.
C Bb F It’s a fact: I've got
a billion dollar ma.
Dm C Dm If you become my menace, you'll wish
you were brave.
C Bb Dm I'm gonna do
everything I want, maybe make you my slave.
Dm C Dm Not that that’s a bad thing. Who
doesn’t wannna do
C Bb F everything I demand,
including you?
Dm
C Dm I'm the gangsta
Trumpigula.
Dm
C Dm I’m a danja
when I 'm dumpin' ya.
Dm
C Dm I'm gonna
name ya Stupid Tata.
C Bb
F It’s a fact: I pack a
billion dollar, blah, blah, blah.
Dm C Dm You come to you hear me squackin', mockin' just to shock.
C Bb Dm I'll say anything I want. Now suck my
sock.
Dm C Dm When I'm dictator of the USA,
C Bb F I'm gonna see you on your knees, but not to pray.
Dm
C Dm I'm the gangsta
Trumpigula.
Dm
C Dm I’ll flame ya
when I'm stumpin' ya.
Dm
C Dm I'm gonna
hang ya and you'll go, "Wah!"
C Bb
F It’s a fact: I’m a billion
dollar Jah.
Dm C Dm I've got the power. I've got the might.
C Bb Dm I've got more money than probably is
right.
Dm C Dm Now I own the country. You all can kiss
my ass
C Bb F and pay me in kittyholes. I don’t need your cash.
Dm
C Dm I'm the gangsta
Trumpigula.
Dm
C Dm I'm a cranka,
but I’m umpin' ya.
Dm
C Dm I'm gonna
spank yo' nasty, yah!
C Bb
F It’s a fact: I'm Trumpigula!