The Gangsta Donald Trump

©2016 Garrett Clevenger

 

Dm    C  Dm        I'm gonna grab your pussy,              your titties, and your rump. 

C     Bb  Dm        I'm gonna grab every part of you      because I'm Donald Trump. 

Dm    C  Dm        If you're a hottie walkin’                   I'm watching your hot ass.

C     Bb  F            I'll come for you from behind.           I don't have to ask.

 

Dm  C Dm           I'm a gangsta                  Donald Trump.

Dm  C Dm           I'm a wanka                   when I hump.

Dm  C Dm           I'm gonna spank ya       on the rump.

Bb    F                  It’s a fact:                     I've got a billion dollar stump.

 

Dm    C  Dm        Did you hear about that princess      I did in Monaco?

C     Bb  Dm        She blew me 14 times                       for a bag of blow.

Dm    C  Dm        Then she brought her mama in         who wanted a piece.

C     Bb  F            I told her, ‘You’re way too old.        Now clean these sheets.”

 

Dm  C Dm           I'm a gangsta                  Donald Trump.

Dm  C Dm           I’ve some anga               when I thump.

Dm  C Dm           I'll harangue ya,             you nasty frump.

Bb    F                  It’s a fact:                     I've got a billion dollar pump.

 

Dm    C  Dm        You're gonna be my apprentice.       You're gonna be my slave.

C     Bb  Dm        Your gonna do everything I want     because you are depraved.

Dm    C  Dm        Not that that’s a bad thing.               Just look at me.

C     Bb  F            I’d be doing my daughter                  if it wasn’t incestry.

 

Dm  C Dm           I'm a gangsta                  Donald Trump.

Dm  C Dm           I’m a danger                  when I dump.

Dm  C Dm           I'm gonna name ya         Stupid Blump.

Bb    F                  It’s a fact:                     I pack a billion dollar thump.

 

Dm    C  Dm        You come to you hear me squackin', mockin' to shock. 

C     Bb  Dm        I'll say anything I want.                    Now suck my cock.

Dm    C  Dm        When I'm dictator                             of the USA

C     Bb  F            I'm gonna to see you on your knees, but not to pray.

 

Dm  C Dm           I'm a gangsta                  Donald Trump.

Dm  C Dm           I’ll flame ya                   when I stump.

Dm  C Dm           I'm gonna hang ya         ‘cause you’re a chump.

Bb    F                  It’s a fact:                     I’m a billion dollar lump.

 

Dm    C  Dm        I've got the power.                            I've got the might. 

C     Bb  Dm        I've got more money                         than probably is right.

Dm    C  Dm        Now I own the country.                    You all can kiss my ass

C     Bb  F            and pay me in pussy.                        I don’t need your cash.

 

Dm  C Dm           I'm a gangsta                  Donald Trump.

Dm  C Dm           I'm a cranka                   but I’m the ump.

Dm  C Dm           I'm gonna spank ya       on the rump.

Bb    F                  It’s a fact:                     I've got a billion dollar dump.