Couple Shuffle

The Couple Shuffle

E Jimmy’s bored of Mary. Jane's upset with John.

E Donnie's got a wandering eye. Now we got this song.

A E They'll do the couple shuffle. The couple shuffle.

B A But the couple shuffle only brings trouble.

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E Jimmy said to Jane, "I'm better than John.

E "You're better than Mary. Let's tell them, 'So long.'

A E and do the couple shuffle. The couple shuffle.”

B A But the couple shuffle only brought trouble.

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E Donnie heard about Mary, that she lost her man.

E Donnie had the hots for her so to her he ran.

A E They did the couple shuffle. The couple shuffle.

B A But the couple shuffle just gave them trouble.

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Bridge:

A E Do you suppose when Jimmy found out he was happy with that?

A E B Donnie was his best friend but he grabbed a bat.

E He caught Mary at Donnie's. Jane was also there.

E John then burst through the door growling like a bear.

A E They did the couple shuffle. The couple shuffle.

B A But the couple shuffle became a kerfuffle.

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E John jumped on Jimmy. Mary grabbed Jane's hair.

E Donnie picked up his beer and sat down in a chair

A E and watched the couple kerfuffle. The couple kerfuffle.

B A The couple kerfuffle sure is a struggle.

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E The moral to the story, the lesson of this song:

E if you’ve got someone to love it's best to get along.

A E Don't do the couple shuffle. Avoid the couple shuffle

B A ‘cause the couple shuffle only brings

B A ‘cause the couple shuffle only brings trouble.

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