Super Slob

©2007 Garrett Clevenger

 

A    D          How many messes               can my baby make?

E    A          I clean up one                       as another overtakes.

D        E      He is Super Slob.                 He is Super Slob.

 

A    D          Just when I thought             there couldn't be anymore,

E    A          his spit-up splatters              all across the floor.

D        E      He is Super Slob.                 He is Super Slob.

 

Chorus:

D    E          He is Super Slob,                 worse than any hog.

A    B          He could teach pigs             how to do a better job.

D        E      He is Super Slob.                 La, la, la lob.

D        E      He is Super Slob.                 Wa, wa, wa, wa.

 

A    D          His bib is drenched              and drippin' all the food

E    A          he put in his mouth.             It fell out when he chewed.

D        E      He is Super Slob.                 He is Super Slob.

 

A    D          He turned his bib around.    Now it's a cape.

E    A          He looks pretty cute despite his messy landscape.

D        E      He is Super Slob.                 He is Super Slob.

 

{chorus}

 

A    D          Instead of cleanin' up,          I join in the fun,

E    A          but there's no way                he'll ever be outdone.

D        E      He is Super Slob.                 He is Super Slob.

 

A    D          I let my milk dribble            down my face.

E    A          He dumps his whole bowl out and takes first place.

D        E      He is Super Slob.                 He is Super Slob.

 

{chorus}

 

D        E      Sha, na, na, na                      Cha, cha, cha, cha

D        E      Mama, papa                          Ta, ta, ca, ca

D        E      Ga, ga, ga, ga                       Ya, ya, ya, ya

D        E      Ha, ha, ha ha                        ha, ha, ha, ha

D        E      He is Super Slob.                 He is Super Slob.