Pitbull Palin ©2008 Garrett Clevenger

Chorus:

E    G  A x3 Pitbull Palin. 

B7 ... E  G A Beautiful Pitbull Palin.

E    G  A x2 If you need a pit bull for your home.

E    G  A x2 I think I know just the woman.

E    G  A x2 Her name is Sarah Palin,

E    G  A x2 a self described pit bull hockey mom.

B7 ... E    G A

E    G  A x2 She's safe enough to baby-sit your kids.

E    G  A x2 She's strictly against whatever God forbids

E    G  A x2 and when she sees something she don't like

E    G  A x2 she'll attack with all her might.

B7 ... E    G A

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E    G  A x2 She knows people respect pit bulls.

E    G  A x2 She expects you'll play by her rules.

E    G  A x2 With Heaven's help she'll be true with her word

E    G  A x2 to go after all those who haven't learned

B7 ... E    G A

E    G  A x2 She's got the meanest growl.

E    G  A x2 She's got the loudest bark.

E    G  A x2 She's got the hardest bite.

E    G  A x2 She's hot as Hell holdin' her gun in the dark.

B7 ... E    G A

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E    G  A x2 I know there's a risk she'll come undone

E    G  A x2 at least from a look at her religion.

E    G  A x2 Though the Bible says, "thou shall not kill."

E    G  A x2 The Good Lord often sent a chill.

B7 ... E    G A

E    G  A x2 Some pit bulls justify their attack

E    G  A x2 as a "task from God."  They think he's got their back.

E    G  A x2 Of course, that's awfully arrogant

E    G  A x2 She's backed by a religious right wing government.

B7 ... E    G A

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