Pigs (Three Different Ones)

{E5   C5   }

Em  C5  G5  Em  D  Em  D       Big man, pig man, ha-ha, charade you are.

Em  C5  G5  Em  D  Em  D       You well-heeled big wheel, ha-ha, charade you are.

C5  G5  G5 F#5 G5 G#5 A5      And when your hand is on your heart.

A5    G5 F#5 A5       You're nearly a good laugh.

A5    G5 F#5 A5       Almost a joker with your

A5    G5 F#5 A5       head down in the pig bin

A5    G5 F#5 A5       Saying "keep on digging."

A5    G5 F#5 A5       Pig stain on your fat chin.

A5    G5 F#5 A5       What do you hope to find

A5    G5 F#5 A5       down in the pig mine?

A5    G5 F#5 A5       You're nearly a laugh. 

A5                             You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a

Em  C5                     cry.

Em  D  Em  D  Em  D  Em  D

Em  C5  G5  Em  D  Em  D       Bus stop rat bag, ha-ha, charade you are.

Em  C5  G5  Em  D  Em  D       You fucked up old hag, ha-ha, charade you are.

C5  G5  G5 F#5 G5 G#5 A5      You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.                  

A5    G5 F#5 A5       You're nearly a good laugh.

A5    G5 F#5 A5       Almost worth a quick grin.

A5    G5 F#5 A5       You like the feel of steel.

A5    G5 F#5 A5       You're hot stuff with a hat pin.

A5    G5 F#5 A5       And good fun with a hand gun.

A5    G5 F#5 A5       You're nearly a laugh. 

A5                             You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a

Em  C5                     cry.

Em  D  Em  D  Em  D  Em  D

[Em   D]  x8   [C   Bb]  x8  

[Em   D]  x8  

[C   Bb]  x6   B   }   x3        

{E5   C5   }

Em  C5  G5  Em  D  Em  D       Hey you, Whitehouse, ha-ha, charade you are.

Em  C5  G5  Em  D  Em  D       You house proud town mouse, ha-ha, charade you are.

C5  G5  G5 F#5 G5 G#5 A5      You're trying to keep our feelings off the street.

A5    G5 F#5 A5       You're nearly a real treat.      

A5    G5 F#5 A5       All tight lips and cold feet.   

A5    G5 F#5 A5       And do you feel abused?

A5    G5 F#5 A5       ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

A5    G5 F#5 A5       You've got to stem the evil tide

A5    G5 F#5 A5       And keep it all on the inside.

A5    G5 F#5 A5       Mary, you're nearly a treat.

A5                             Mary, you're nearly a treat, but you're really a

Em  C5                     cry.

Em  D  Em  D  Em  D  Em  D

{E5   C5   }