Nitrous Oxide

©2009 Garrett Clevenger

D A Nitrous oxide is a greenhouse gas

G A heatin' up the atmosphere way too fast.

D A N20 can be your friend, though,

G A so grab a can of cool whip and let it blow.

D A When you go to the dentist to get your teeth pulled

G A ask him to give you some N2O.

D A You'll be floatin' on clouds as he pulls your teeth

G A and walkin' on water as your mouth bleeds.

D A Nitrous oxide won't give pain relief.

G A When you wake you'll wish you're still asleep.

D A N20 can be your best friend, though,

G A so grab a balloon at a Grateful Dead show.

D A What ever you do don't do it near a cliff

G A 'cause N2O will always make you trip.

D A You will wake up 20 feet below

G A and wish you had more nitrous to pass out, you know.

D A Nitrous oxide is a laughing gas

G A the affect is quick but the smile lasts.

D A N20 can be your enemy, too.

G A If you're not too careful you may end up turning blue.

D A Nitrous oxide gets you high, high, high.

G A Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, high.

D A N20 gets you low.

G A Lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, low.

D A Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, high.

G A Lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, low.

D A Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, high.

G A Lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, low.

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D A Microbes are farting out N2O,

G A breakin' up organic matter in the soil.

D A It traps heat better than CO2

G A It's the most potent greenhouse gas. Yes, that's true.

D A G A Nitrous oxide: your worst enemy. Your best friend.

D A G A It creates smog and gives a blissful fog.

D A G A You'll think your a frog or even God.

D A G A You'll walk like a penguin or snore like a log.

D A G A You'll act like a buffoon and buzz like a bee.

D A G A You'll float in the air with the greatest of ease.

D A G A It's seeps in from out into your room

D A G A and eats your brain like a rabid raccoon.

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