Monkies and Hippies

©2007 Garrett Clevenger

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D G Are you a Right Wing monkey or a Left-leanin' hippy?

D A There's one sure fire way to know.

D G Are you a Right Wing monkey or a Left-leanin' hippy?

Are you proud of being clean or would you rather be sticky?

D A D One just stinks while the other never changes his clothes.

A D Come to church with me, hippy. I got somethin' for you to see.

A D We'll wake up early so we can get the best seat.

G D I know you are lazy, certifiably crazy and the preacher thinks the fate of your soul's pretty hazy.

A D So step into line and let the light shine on thee.

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A D Come to the show with me, monkey. I got somethin' for you to see.

A D We'll be stayin' up late so get lots of sleep.

G D I know you are prude and rarely get rude except when you think your guy's the only dude,

A D but let's let loose and party on 'til morning.

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A D Faith will set you free, hippy. Don't question authority.

A D Communists will take away my wealth and give it to you lazies

G D who are fornicatin', desecratin', with abortion, family hatin'.

A D You should all be rounded up and we'll throw away the key.

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A D Truth will set you free, monkey. Question authority.

A D Power has always corrupted men who exploit all the sheep

G D who obey the word, no matter how absurd, though it'll never be proven or ever be heard.

A D The world would still be flat and you'll never evolve from a monkey.

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