Life's a Bitch

Rockabilly style

{A} x2

{D} {A}

{E G } {A}

{A} x2 Gave my baby a $20 bill. She took my money and went over the hill.

{D} {A} My baby took my money and went away.

{E G } {A} Gave my babe a 20. I got back a cliche.

{A} x2 Gave my kid my car key. Drove it in a ditch. Said, “Dad, sorry.”

{D} {A} My kid hit a ditch, but walked away.

{E G } {A} Gave my kid a key. I got back a cliche.

Chorus:

{A} x2 Movin’ forward. Hit a ditch. Grooving more than life’s a bitch.

{E} {G} Pushin’, pulling’ on the hitch. Holdin’ on despite a glitch.

{A E } {A} Watch the pitch. Life’s a bitch

Jam verse x2 /chorus

{A} x2 My boss gave me a week off from work. I packed my things then felt a jerk.

{D} {A} My car was in the ditch. Couldn’t get away.

{E G } {A} Had a week off from work. I got back a cliche.

{A} x2 My baby gave me a sly glance. I perked up for the chance.

{D} {A} My upbeat hope soon went away.

{E G } {A} I had to feed my kid. I got back a cliche.

Chorus:

{A} x2 Movin’ forward. Hit a ditch. Grooving more than life’s a bitch.

{E} {G} Pushin’, pulling’ on the hitch. Holdin’ on despite a glitch.

{A E } {A} Watch the pitch. Life’s a bitch

{A E } {A} Scratch the itch. Life’s a bitch

{A E } {A} Eat a sandwich. Life’s a bitch