Law of Consequence

©2008 Garrett Clevenger

Am G E Eliot Spitzer's Client Number Nine.

Am G F New York's Governor had a good time

C G E F with high-priced prostitutes who laid him on the line.

Am G E F C Spitzer lost his job. Now he ain't feelin' fine.

Am G E Kind of like Clinton who loved his intern.

Am G F Givin’ her cigars and other things that burn.

C G E F When the party ended we got in return

Am G E F C Impeachment Proceedings 'cause politicians never learn.

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Dm G C Am The Law of Consequence

Dm G C E When good sense is on the defense.

F G E Am Temptation often brings sincere deep regret.

Dm G F E C Reputation's ruined 'cause the public won't forget

Am G E Anthony Wiener and his bulging crouch shot.

Am G F He tweeted the photo to a lady he thought was hot.

C G E F "Me and the pussys" was an email subject line.

Am G E F C Now he's sorry he sent them and also for lyin'.

Am G E Where is Mark Sanford? On a hot date.

Am G F He split to Argentina for his soul mate.

C G E F His staffers and wife thought he was out camping.

Am G E F C Did you his press conference? He was sorry-ass weeping.

Am G E We'll never forget George Bush and Dick Cheney.

Am G F Leading us to war, disgrace and bankruptcy.

C G E F It's one thing to get laid. You can get back up again.

Am G E F C But to kill, torture and steal seems the worse sin.

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