Johnny Loves a Hottie

©2008 Garrett Clevenger

A G A She's Sarah Palin. She's a hottie

E D E G A Like someone who works inside a library.

A G A I am a man at a ripe old age.

E D E G A I'm John McCain and approve this message.

G A I met her once at a conference. She was fine.

D G D E A She was so fine, she got stuck inside my mind.

G A Since I got to pick someone to watch my back,

D G D E A I pick Palin 'cause I'm a maverick

D Dmaj7 D Dmaj7 Johnny loves a hottie.

Gmaj7 G6 G+ G6 You can see the magic in his eyes.

D Dmaj7 D Dmaj7 He may not have picked the best person for the job

A7sus2 A7 G A7 but Johnny loves a hottie. No surprise.

A G A Let's talk strait. I still love my mate,

E D E G A but it's no surprise a woman's my running mate.

A G A Sarah Palin comes highly qualified

E D E G A to appease the base, at least. They'll save my hide.

G A I know you'll feel the same about Palin.

D G D E A She's someone you'd want to be your special friend.

G A Someone you'd want to babysit your kids.

D G D E A Then drive her home hopin' for a goodnight kiss.

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A G A I'm not too concerned with what's below the skin.

E D E G A since I found my soulmate in Sarah Palin.

A G A We both wanna keep the status quo

E D E G A where the rich get richer killing Earth makin' dough.

G A At 3 am, we'll be hard at work

D G D E A on top secret stuff, don't ask, you jerk.

G A While I'm the Prez whatever I say goes.

D G D E A and Palin likes stayin' up late, I suppose.