Johnny Loves a Hottie
©2008 Garrett Clevenger
A G A She's Sarah Palin. She's a hottie
E D E G A Like someone who works inside a library.
A G A I am a man at a ripe old age.
E D E G A I'm John McCain and approve this message.
G A I met her once at a conference. She was fine.
D G D E A She was so fine, she got stuck inside my mind.
G A Since I got to pick someone to watch my back,
D G D E A I pick Palin 'cause I'm a maverick
D Dmaj7 D Dmaj7 Johnny loves a hottie.
Gmaj7 G6 G+ G6 You can see the magic in his eyes.
D Dmaj7 D Dmaj7 He may not have picked the best person for the job
A7sus2 A7 G A7 but Johnny loves a hottie. No surprise.
A G A Let's talk strait. I still love my mate,
E D E G A but it's no surprise a woman's my running mate.
A G A Sarah Palin comes highly qualified
E D E G A to appease the base, at least. They'll save my hide.
G A I know you'll feel the same about Palin.
D G D E A She's someone you'd want to be your special friend.
G A Someone you'd want to babysit your kids.
D G D E A Then drive her home hopin' for a goodnight kiss.
A G A I'm not too concerned with what's below the skin.
E D E G A since I found my soulmate in Sarah Palin.
A G A We both wanna keep the status quo
E D E G A where the rich get richer killing Earth makin' dough.
G A At 3 am, we'll be hard at work
D G D E A on top secret stuff, don't ask, you jerk.
G A While I'm the Prez whatever I say goes.
D G D E A and Palin likes stayin' up late, I suppose.