Humpty Dumpty

©2021 Garrett Clevenger

Slow and dreamy:

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Fast:

E    A    Jack and Jill went up the hill looking for Humpty Dumpty 

G  A  E hiding in the well carefree. Jack 

E    G   held the pail and teased to Jill leading the way, “I’ll 

A  G  E let you drink the first sip for a lay.” Jill 

G    A G E turned around and said to Jack, “Dear, you’re always sweet.

A    G E A “Keep me cool and later on turn up the heat.”

B A   B A Jack and Jill went up the hill.

E    A    

G  A  E

E    A    Jill walked first letting Jack get a good view, 

G  A  E making his loving heart brew.

E    G   Jill was hot and breathing hard making Jack also. 

A  G  E He let the feeling grow. Jack 

G    A G E frankly said, “Jill, you’re the best. You make me complete. I’ll 

A    G E A “keep you cool and later on turn up the heat.”

B A   B A Jack and Jill fell for the thrill.

Chorus rhythm change:

B  E  A  E Humpty Dumpty giggled inside. He couldn’t wait for them to ride.

B  E  A E B Just one cup was all it took and they were hooked.

E    A    

G  A  E

E    A    Romeo and Juliet were zombies in love. A 

G  A  E love we should all be in awe of.

E    G   Romeo tore out his heart and bowed to Juliet sayin’, 

A  G  E “For you I give with no regret.”

G    A G E Juliet held it close and nibbled just one bite. “I

A    G E A love how you tempt me, building my appetite.”

B A   B A Dead Juliet loved Romeo to death.

E    A    

G  A  E

E    A    Juliet pulled off her arm to scratch her back 

G  A  E then on his butt she gave a smack.

E    G   Juliet’s hand fell off. She swung a bit too hard. 

A  G  E It crawled to her no more scarred.

G    A G E Romeo helped her put her body parts on right.

A    G E A “I love reconnecting you, building my appetite.”

B A   B A Dead Romeo loved Juliet to death.

Chorus rhythm change:

B  E  A  E Humpty Dumpty giggled inside. He couldn’t wait for them to ride.

B  E  A E B Just one bite was all it took and they were hooked.

E    A    

G  A  E

E    A    My squeeze and I were far apart. Her on Venus. Me on Mars. 

G  A  E May as well been different stars. My 

E    G   lover found a book of spells penned by Humpty Dumpty. 

A  G  E His great fall become a spring.

G    A G E I heard the magic words my darling said with heart.

A    G E A “Be whole key hole lock with me. Make passion a part.”

B A   B A Get it on from dusk to dawn.

E    A    

G  A  E

E    A    I looked around, to my surprise, on a hill stood a prize.

G  A  E My hopes began to rise. I 

E    G   dipped my cup into the well. Humpty Dumpty cast the spell.

A  G  E When I drank my body did swell.

G    A G E My darling said I’m glad you heard me calling with my heart.

A    G E A “Be whole key hole lock with me. Make passion a part.”

B A   B A Get it on from dusk to dawn.

Chorus rhythm change:

B  E  A  E Humpty Dumpty giggled inside. He couldn’t wait for them to ride.

B  E  A E B Just one taste was all it took and they were hooked.

Gb  B  E  B Humpty Dumpty giggled inside. He couldn’t wait for them to ride.

Gb  B  E B Gb Just one cup was all it took and they were hooked.

Db  Gb  B  Gb Humpty Dumpty giggled inside. He couldn’t wait for them to ride.

Db  Gb  B Gb Db Just one cup was all it took and they were hooked.

Ab  Db  Gb  Db Humpty Dumpty giggled inside. He couldn’t wait for them to ride.

Ab  Db  Gb Db Ab Just one cup was all it took and they were hooked.

Eb  Ab  Db  Ab Humpty Dumpty giggled inside. He couldn’t wait for them to ride.

Eb  Ab  Db Ab Eb Just one cup was all it took and they were hooked.

Bb  Eb  Ab  Eb Humpty Dumpty giggled inside. He couldn’t wait for them to ride.

Bb  Eb  Ab Eb Bb Just one cup was all it took and they were hooked.

F  Bb  Eb  Bb Humpty Dumpty giggled inside. He couldn’t wait for them to ride.

F  Bb  Eb Bb F Just one cup was all it took and they were hooked.

C  F  Bb  F Humpty Dumpty giggled inside. He couldn’t wait for them to ride.

C  F  Bb F C Just one cup was all it took and they were hooked.

G  C  F  C Humpty Dumpty giggled inside. He couldn’t wait for them to ride.

G  C  F C G Just one cup was all it took and they were hooked.

D  G  C  G Humpty Dumpty giggled inside. He couldn’t wait for them to ride.

D  G  C G C Just one cup was all it took and they were hooked.

A  D  G  D Humpty Dumpty giggled inside. He couldn’t wait for them to ride.

A  D  G D A Just one cup was all it took and they were hooked.

E  A  D  A Humpty Dumpty giggled inside. He couldn’t wait for them to ride.

E  A  D A E Just one cup was all it took and they were hooked.

B  E  A  E Humpty Dumpty giggled inside. He couldn’t wait for them to ride.

B  E  A E B Just one cup was all it took and they were hooked.