Holy Snotty Hole, He's President!

©2016 Garrett Clevenger

Em B Em Holy snotty hole! He's president!

Em B A B How do I explain that snot to my kid?

A G B Our country’s now run by a whiney, greedy pig.

Em B Em The one true thing he’s said, “The system's rigged.”

Em B A B If you got a billion bucks, you'll get the gig.

A G B You can buy anyone, then they’ll do your bid.

Em B Em He don't need to show his tax returns.

Em B A B He don't need to pay the contractors he burns.

A G B He just rambles on, incoherent as he spurns.

Em B Em Who really needs to be a nice guy.

Em B A B Get too close, I'll poke YOU in the eye.

A G B Follow Trumpigula's role: take the whole pie.

Slow down Chorus:

C D G D C Well, we ain't gonna let that pighead build the wall.

G D Em He can take his animal rump and heart that's so small

C D G and stuff it up his piggy hole.

Speed up Verse:

Em B Em Once there was a bugman caught in a web.

Em B A B I saw its wings glisten and thought it was dead.

A G B It fluttered real hard and escaped the dread.

Em B Em So when the tide has turned and swamps past the coast.

Em B A B When you think the country is inevitably toast.

A G B Don’t just let the pigheads rampage as they boast.

Em B Em You’ve gotta stand up for what’s right.

Em B A B Don’t just take it lying down. Put up a fight

A G B or else you may find yourself hanging in the night.

Slow down Chorus:

C D G D C Well, we ain't gonna let that pighead build the wall.

G D Em He can take his animal rump and heart that's so small

C D G and stuff it up his piggy hole.