Fast Food Nation

©2020 Garrett Clevenger

A Slide on into the fast food nation. Can I 

D  A get you a burger and fries. I’m gonna

D E A grease you up. Don’t be surprised. 

D E A I’m gonna widen your eyes. 

A You can’t get enough of my fatty-food stuff.

D  A Plump up like a balloon.

D E A A heart attack is comin’ soon.

D E A Clogging up this tune.

Chorus:

E Quick! Rush the patient in! He needs surgery!

E Quadruple bypass transplanting his heart, brain and kidney.

D Luckily, the doctor did this same thing yesterday. 

E He was done by 2:30. Enough time for golfing.

A Take two pills and call me in the morning if you 

D  A suffer under fools. I’ll 

D E A cross my fingers you’ll break the rules

D E A and you found a bag of jewels.

A More than likely you’re like everybody.

D  A You want more and more.

D E A Just like a kid in a candy store,

D E A eat too much you’ll get soar.

Chorus:

E Quick! Rush the patient in! She needs surgery!

E Quadruple bypass transplanting her heart, brain and kidney.

D Luckily, the doctor did this same thing yesterday. 

E He was done by 2:30. Enough time for golfing.

A Your online order makes it even quicker to 

D  A get your fix of fast food.

D E A Mouth-watering servitude.

D E A Glued to the crude we exude.

A I got a new diet. You really oughtta try it.

D  A A gallon of ice cream a day.

D E A I don’t even care about tooth decay.

D E A I’ve lost them all anyway.

Chorus:

E Quick! Rush the patient in! I need surgery!

E Quadruple bypass transplanting my heart, brain and kidney.

D Luckily, the doctor did this same thing yesterday. 

E He was done by 2:30. Enough time for golfing.