Don the Con

©2016 Garrett Clevenger

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C Don the Con, campaigns on everything that is dumb.

G Donald Trump makes the stump look fun.

D Long ago when Trump went broke. He only had a billion bucks to

A spend, oh, wasn't that so sad. L

G A D Then be realized he could be a star on TV.

E He was the boss, a bad ass one. But why would anyone

B want to work for Donald Trump?

A B E When you realize he's opened up his mouth to yell “You're fired!”

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D The Donald then had a plan. He'd pull the biggest scam

A even when no one thought he can.

G A D Now we realize hier Trump was right.

E One by one he shot them down, all while acting like a clown.

B Made me miss the days of Bush and Cheney,

A B E when I realized just how much worse Trump will be.

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D It doesn't matter what he says. The GOP now owns this mess.

A They put their party above country.

G A D Don't they realize Trump is a disgrace to everybody.

E Starting with his family. His wives and daughter. Doesn't he

B seem really creepy.

A B E Parents realize he sets a horrible example.

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D Who hasn't Trump attacked, besides the Klu Klux Klan

A and not because they terrify him.

G A D Who hasn't realized Trump isn't a total white bread racist.

E Let's build the wall. Kick out the browns and while we're at it lets burn the

B whole place down to the ground.

A B E Unless we’ve realized the USA should not be homogenized.

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D The jokes on us. He removed his mask. Says "It was hilarious!

A “to see you all obsessed about me.”

G A D "Then I realized I'm more than a crazy actor."

E But of course we laugh too. "Now we'll all vote for you!

B "President Trump, your time is due.

A B E “We're glad we realized you’re really a good guy.”

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