Don the Con
©2016 Garrett Clevenger
C Don the Con, campaigns on everything that is dumb.
G Donald Trump makes the stump look fun.
D Long ago when Trump went broke. He only had a billion bucks to
A spend, oh, wasn't that so sad. L
G A D Then be realized he could be a star on TV.
E He was the boss, a bad ass one. But why would anyone
B want to work for Donald Trump?
A B E When you realize he's opened up his mouth to yell “You're fired!”
D The Donald then had a plan. He'd pull the biggest scam
A even when no one thought he can.
G A D Now we realize hier Trump was right.
E One by one he shot them down, all while acting like a clown.
B Made me miss the days of Bush and Cheney,
A B E when I realized just how much worse Trump will be.
D It doesn't matter what he says. The GOP now owns this mess.
A They put their party above country.
G A D Don't they realize Trump is a disgrace to everybody.
E Starting with his family. His wives and daughter. Doesn't he
B seem really creepy.
A B E Parents realize he sets a horrible example.
D Who hasn't Trump attacked, besides the Klu Klux Klan
A and not because they terrify him.
G A D Who hasn't realized Trump isn't a total white bread racist.
E Let's build the wall. Kick out the browns and while we're at it lets burn the
B whole place down to the ground.
A B E Unless we’ve realized the USA should not be homogenized.
D The jokes on us. He removed his mask. Says "It was hilarious!
A “to see you all obsessed about me.”
G A D "Then I realized I'm more than a crazy actor."
E But of course we laugh too. "Now we'll all vote for you!
B "President Trump, your time is due.
A B E “We're glad we realized you’re really a good guy.”