Don’t Choose Taliban Blues

©2022 Garrett Clevenger


Chorus chords:

Em  G Em

Em  Am Em

Am  G

G Bm Em 

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Chorus:

Em  G Em Taliban gonna tell you, 

Em  Am Em tell you what you can’t do, 

Am  G make you be a scared dude. 

G Bm Em Taliban blues. 

G Bm Em Americans choose. 

Bm  A Repress like the Taliban and we all

G    lose.

A 

Em    G  Em Way back in 2,000 and one America unleashed its righteous gun,

Em    Am  Em exploding on the Taliban for 9/11.

Am    G We sent young men to take down a religious government on which we frowned.

Bm    G Bm Em Thousands died and countless more by suicide. 

Bm    A  Of course the Taliban and others also cried. 

G        A


Em    G  Em Welcome to 2022. Some Americans sing a different tune. 

Em    Am  Em Now religion here’s attacking freedom, too. 

Am    G Secular life free from religious indoctrination

Bm    G Bm Em smothers as a false belief spreads across the nation.

Bm    A    Wearing on rational patience.

G        A  


Chorus:

Em  G Em Taliban gonna tell you, 

Em  Am Em tell you what you can’t do, 

Am  G make you be a scared dude. 

G Bm Em Taliban blues. 

G Bm Em Americans choose. 

Bm  A Repress like the Taliban and we all,

G    we all lose.

A 


Boring jam:

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Em   This part’s like the Taliban: boring, boring. 

Em  Am Em This part’s like the Taliban: so boring. 

Em   This part’s like the Taliban: boring, boring. 

Em  Am Em This part’s like the Taliban: so boring. 

Am  G  But with less killing 

Am  G and more loving.

F#m    G F#m Em Taliban, Taliban, Taliban, Taliban: go to hell!


Chorus chords:

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Am  G

G Bm Em 

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Em    G  Em Life. Liberty. Pursuit of happiness shouldn’t be foreign. 

Em    Am  Em Everyone should get to choose to be not boring and

Am    G many think using planes of drones killing civilians, leaving bones,

Bm    G Bm Em is terroristic; Americans are clones. 

Bm    A    Using violence as justice moans

G        A and groans. 

 

Chorus:

Em  G Em Taliban gonna tell you, 

Em  Am Em tell you what you can’t do, 

Am  G make you be a scared dude. 

G Bm Em Taliban blues. 

G Bm Em Americans choose. 

Bm  A Repress like the Taliban and we all,

G    we all, we all

A lose.


Boring jam:

Em   

Em  Am Em


Em   This part’s like the Taliban: boring, boring. 

Em  Am Em This part’s like the Taliban: so boring. 

Em   This part’s like the Taliban: boring, boring. 

Em  Am Em This part’s like the Taliban: so boring. 


Em   Shut up, you libtards!


Hard snare shot and silence


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