Creeping Cupid

2001 Garrett Clevenger

 

verse:

C#sus2  G  x3     G#  F   G  

C#sus2  G x2                Look out, boys, behind you.  There's someone creeping round.  This

C#sus2  G                      little poop is Cupid and he's

G#  F   G                        sure to shoot you down.  He's

C#sus2  G x2                aiming to hit you in the heart and then grab ahold.

C#sus2  G                     You will think you're a rich man who's

G#  F   G                        found his pot of Gold.

G#  A                             Gimmee more Gold.  Gimmee more Gold.

A#  B                             Gimmee, gimmee, gimmee more

C#sus2  G                      Gold.

 

C#sus2  G x2                Everything within your Life will no longer exist.

C#sus2  G                      This little creep has captured you and

G#  F   G                        you've discovered bliss.

C#sus2  G x2                But you will have to feed him everything you find.

C#sus2  G                      Still, you'll never leave him, 'cause

G#  F   G                        you will think he's kind but

G#  A                             he is not kind!  He is not kind!! 

A#  B                             He is not, he is not

C#sus2  G                      kind!!!

 

Cupid brags:

chorus:

Bm  F#                I'm the Master Archer.  There's

G  E  F#              no one I've not shot.

Bm  F#                Everyone's a target: a

G  E  FF#            monk, a pimp, a cop!

Bm  F#                Do not try to dodge me, my

G  E  F#              arrows will find you.

Bm  F#                You cannot resist me for

G E G E G G#m  I will creep into your Heart.  There's nothing you can

C#sus2  G           do.

 

C#sus2  G x2                Soon he will consume you, everything you've got,

C#sus2  G                      but he will never leave you. 

G#  F   G                        He will not be forgot.

C#sus2  G x2                He will seep into your dreams, if he lets you sleep.

C#sus2  G                      So look out all around you, 'cause

G#  F   G                        Cupid likes to creep.

G#  A                             Getaway creep!  Getaway creep!! 

A#  B                             Getaway, getaway

C#sus2  G                      creep!!!

 

G#m7+ thing {slower tempo, build tempo through last verse}

 

C#sus2  G x2                Then you'll be in darkness.  Confusion will abound.

C#sus2  G                      The little creep will strike again and

G#  F   G                        drag you to the ground.

C#sus2  G x2                Then you'll know that you've been had 'cause Cupid's like a fart.

C#sus2  G                      It feels good to let it out, but its

G#  F   G                        stench can burn your Heart.

G#  A                             Watch out for his dart!  Watch out for his dart!! 

A#  B                             Watch out, watch out for his

C#sus2  G                      dart.

 

HA!  HA!  HA!  HA!

chorus:

Bm  F#                I'm the Master Joker. 

G  E  F#              I like to laugh at you.

Bm  F#                I like to watch you suffer, so

G  E  F#              this is what I do:

Bm  F#                I make you long for someone, who

G  E  F#              cares nothing for you.

Bm  F#                And every thought that you think will

G E G E G G#m   remind you of what you can't have and make you feel

C#sus2  G                      blue.

 

C G C G          Next time I see the creep, I'm gonna punch him out.

C G C G          I am on the hunt for you, your lame words bear no clout

C G C G          Cupid, draw back your bow and let your arrow flow strait to my lover's Heart for me.

Repeat