Animals

2001 Garrett Clevenger ripped off from Dana Lyons

 

E D E            I am an Animal.

E D E            You are an Animal.

A G A           They are all an Animals.

E D E            We are all an Animals.

B   A             I am an Animal.  You are an Animal.

E D E            We are all an Animals.

 

E D E            Dogs are all Animals.  (Woooof!)

E D E            Frogs are all Animals.  (Ribit!)

A G A           Cats are all Animals.  (Hsssss!)

E D E            Rats are all Animals.  (Eeeeee!)

B   A             I am an Animal.  You are an Animal.

E D E            We are all an Animals.

 

E D E            Slugs are all Animals.  (Ssshhlllp!)

E D E            Bugs are all Animals.  (Bzzzzzzzzz!)

A G A           Fried rice ain't an Animals. 

E D E            But Mice are all Animals.  (Eeeeee!)

B   A             I am an Animal.  You are an Animal.

E D E            We are all an Animals.

 

E D E            Snails are all Animals.  (Crunch!)

E D E            Whales are all Animals.  (Wahawahawahawaha!)

A G A           Sharks are all Animals.  (Jughloohaaarrrrr!)

E D E            Larks are all Animals.  (Larkalarkalarkala!)

B   A             I am an Animal.  You are an Animal.

E D E            We are all an Animals.

 

E D E            Plants are not Animals.  (Nononononooooo!)

E D E            But Ants are all Animals.  (Bptbptbptbpt!)

A G A           Rocks are not Animals.  (Nononononoooooo!)

E D E            But Hawks are all Animals.  (Scrheeeeeee!)

B   A             I am an Animal.  You are an Animal.

E D E            We are all an Animals.

 

E D E            Gingrich is a mineral.

E D E            Dole is a pineapple.

A G A           Reagan is a vegatable.

E D E            Bush is a criminal.

B   A             I am an Animal.  They are all assholes.

E D E            But we are all an Animals.

 

E D E            I am an Animal.

E D E            You are an Animal.

A G A           They are all an Animals.

E D E            We are all an Animals.

B   A             I am an Animal.  You are an Animal.

B   A             I am an Animal.  You are an Animal.

B   A             I am an Animal.  You are an Animal.

E D E            We are all an Animals.